The Differences Between Angelina Jolie and OctoMom Nadya Suleman

Ali Canary
1. Angelina Jolie played a crazy person in a movie. OctoMom Nadya Suleman is a crazy person with a reality show.

2. Angelina Jolie is the star of many a sexual fantasy. OctoMom Nadya Suleman is probably going to end up making a porno.

3. Angelina Jolie has used her fame to get children for herself. OctoMom Nadya Suleman has used her children to get fame for herself.

4. Angelina Jolie brings children out of poverty. OctoMom Nadya Suleman brings them into poverty.

5. OctoMom Nadya Suleman called 911 to remove lawyer Gloria Allred from her house. Angelina Jolie will probably have to call 911 to remove OctoMom Nadya Suleman from her house!

6. Angelina Jolie had Billy Bob Thornton's blood in a vial. OctoMom Nadya Suleman had 14 babies in a petri dish.

Published by Ali Canary

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  • Nimu3/23/2011

    Disgusting article!!! Shame on you....spoken like a true idiot with no kids without a doubt!!!

  • Jennifer Waite5/15/2009

    This was great! I laughed out loud. Kudos!!

  • Shanika4/29/2009

    Ha! Perfect.

  • freakmamma4/21/2009

    Oh, see, that's what I get for posting a comment before reading what others said ...

  • freakmamma4/21/2009

    O-M-G this was the funniest thing I've read all day. You NEED to post this to Twitter!!!

  • Bat Canary4/19/2009

    Yay! I'm Twitterized! If anybody ever wants to twit me, y'all feel free :)

  • Jennifer Wagner4/19/2009

    It's floating on Twitter as we speak. :-) One thing though, I had to change the name (JUST ON TWITTER) to Angelina Jolie vs OctoMom Nadya Suleman because your title wouldn't fit. They only allow so many characters. Still, though, I think it will catch attention! I'll also repost it in a few days for those that may have missed it. FUNNY STUFF GIRL!

  • Charles Odom4/19/2009

    Funny wonders!

  • MickeysBigMouth4/18/2009

    I must say I am not a fan of either and I feel sorry for both of their kids. Sorry for being so opinionated. I'll go back to doing laundry now.

  • Sheri Fresonke Harper4/18/2009

    Cute :) Sheri

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