The Dog and the Cat
The dog and the cat are having one of those spats
Their quarrel is over each others stats
"I'll get you one of these days."
"Hey, hard work sometimes pays."
"Look, I just want to play."
"Nah, maybe some other day."
"Your being such a wuss."
"Incorrect, I am a puss."
"No one even likes cats anymore."
"Dogs are predictable, such a bore."
"All you do is chase after a mouse."
"At least I use the bathroom in the house."
"You cats only eat things with disease."
"And with people all you want to do is please."
"I'm always loyal to my master."
"Yeah, but I can surely run faster."
"I'll chase you till my end days."
"Listen, crime never pays."
"Human laws don't exactly apply to us."
"How do you know? you still chase the bus."
"That's what dogs will do."
"Oh boy, you don't have a clue."
"You just don't understand my pedigree."
"Then I guess we'll always disagree."
Their quarrel is over each others stats
"I'll get you one of these days."
"Hey, hard work sometimes pays."
"Look, I just want to play."
"Nah, maybe some other day."
"Your being such a wuss."
"Incorrect, I am a puss."
"No one even likes cats anymore."
"Dogs are predictable, such a bore."
"All you do is chase after a mouse."
"At least I use the bathroom in the house."
"You cats only eat things with disease."
"And with people all you want to do is please."
"I'm always loyal to my master."
"Yeah, but I can surely run faster."
"I'll chase you till my end days."
"Listen, crime never pays."
"Human laws don't exactly apply to us."
"How do you know? you still chase the bus."
"That's what dogs will do."
"Oh boy, you don't have a clue."
"You just don't understand my pedigree."
"Then I guess we'll always disagree."
Published by Seth Joyner
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