The Dumbest Writing in the Universe

This is a test. I'm not kidding, it really is a test. I am writing this because I am curious as to how much impact using searchable phrases really has on my articles. If you came to this page because you thought you were going to find some highly articulate intellectual literature then I apologize because all you're going to find here is complete nonsense.

I'm calling this the dumbest writing in the universe because I intend to ramble on mindlessly about topics centered on highly used searched phrases and words. Before you criticize AC for paying me for this article I just want to inform you that this was submitted as a freebie since all I plan on doing is talking a huge load of crap. No need to ask AC for money for that.

Mind Numbing and Boring Crap People Want to Know About

I guess poker is a big thing on the internet. Personally I couldn't care less about poker but maybe that's because I'm too skeptical to believe in gambling. Sure I've played poker and it's a fun game to play but I rather like my t-shirt that says "Poke Me" a lot better than I like playing poker.

There's this whole online poker thing that I fail to get enthused by. I so don't get the appeal behind Texas Hold'em. I do however completely understand the appeal of winning lots and lots of money.

If you play golf raise your hand. My husband plays golf and he's tried to get me to play golf but the problem is the only thing I'm interested in is wearing a really short skirt, flashing the old farts and driving the golf cart. So all I have to say about golf is golf golf golf sounds funny but flog flog flog sounds interesting.

I think every man in America has had lesbian fantasies about Maureen McCormick but do we really need to inundate the search engines with her name just to find out if it's true? So what if Maureen McCormick really is a lesbian? How many people on this planet are Lesbians? I have purposely avoided reading the lesbian rumors on the internet about Maureen McCormick because quite frankly my dear I don't give a damn.

Britney Spears has done it again and again and again and again and again. How many friggin times will she do it? I saw on the news that Britney Spears was arrested last night. When the media was walking beside her asking questions she was grinning and acting stupid. I'm amazed that people are so infatuated with this little girl. Britney Spears needs some serious help but we already know that don't we? Let's face it Britney Spears' career is over. She might be still be number one on the search engines and in downloaded ringtones but I think it's more of a novelty than a fanship. As far as I'm concerned Britney Spears was never anything more than a showpiece because it's obvious that she sings horribly. It does not come as a surprise to me that she has threatened suicide giving her situation and if something isn't done soon it may very well become a reality. I can't wait for someone to put a real end to Britney Spears stupidity once and for all.

The superbug is freaking me out. I don't want the superbug and I don't want my kids contracting the superbug. The superbug was all over the news this morning and they said it may kill more Americans this year than AIDS. That's a very scary superbug.

January Jones is all over google today. I don't know why. I don't know what's so big about her. What I didn't know before seeing her on google today is that January Jones was the girl that played the character Cadence in the movie American Weddings and that she was an Abercrombie model. Who the hell names their kid January? Are January's parent's named February and March? Food for thought.

Well I think I'm done with the writing part of this test. Once this article goes live and I see how many times it's read I will know whether or not this test was successful or if it was a complete flop. So share your thoughts and say what you will but remember your reading this is a very big part of my experimental data.