The Dzmc Apocrypha 19

Trick, Treat or What Have You

Thomas Cleveland Lane
i made a small pact to
clean up my act with some slick-talking
shill on a long info
mercial. my heart on my sleeve for
all hallows' eve, i sought out
some candy dispersal. then, when i
got straight, i went as a hot plate, on a
wet and a miserable night. the sizzle and hiss of
drizzle and mist on my
costume was truly a
fright. o.

henry bars and foodstuffs from
mars were all that I wanted
to bag. but then i got a
few ounces of pot from
an underage withered-
up hag. felix, i told her, feeling
very much bolder. navidad, she
replied with
a wink. somehow i know, even though
it's not so, all of this
calls for a drink.

Published by Thomas Cleveland Lane

I am a semi-retired freelance writer (willing to take on new clients). I work in local (Montgomery County, Md.) theater at the amateur and non-union level. When I don t have an onstage gig, I go to piano bar...  View profile

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  • Jaipi Sixbear11/11/2010

    catching up!

  • Jennifer Wagner11/1/2010

    Nice! Happy belated Halloween!

  • Tiffany Booth11/1/2010

    Very nice =0)

  • Linda Louise Johnson10/31/2010

    Love this one, and it's always fun to follow your intricate rhymes. Shill and infomer-shill. Very good!

  • Kristie Leong M.D.10/30/2010

    So clever. :-)

  • Nancy V Canfield10/30/2010

    You were a hot plate? Now that's different.

  • J. E. Davidson10/30/2010

    Happy Halloween, Tom!

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