The Earth Beatitudes

1. You are blessed with more fruits and fertility when during your coffee breaks, you do not suffocate the trees around you with coffee paper cups and waste photocopied papers.

2. You are blessed with neat air and ground water if the leftover from your painting, the abandoned shoe polish in you house, torch batteries, e.t.c, are no longer collected and burnt into poisonous gas rather than collecting them for recyvling.

3. You are blessed with natural divine protection if you desist from deforestation and assistance to those firms that are pestering you with big sums of money in order to fell down our protective and herbal trees for all sorts of furniture tastes.

4. You are blessed and will keep the mosquitoes away when you keep your house and surroundings uncompromisingly clean rather than restoring to insecticides that are always hazardous while living in filthy ambients.

5. You are blessed with fresh air and normal warmth conducive for our body temperature if you stop using those automobiles which emit carbondioxide to the atmosphere, thereby harming the ozone layer and then sending us scorching heat that dries us up and make us aggressive.

6. You are blessed as a 'village fool' for your sense of order after drinking the canned fruits you take it to a disposal place rather than pose as a township filthy ass when you throw them into the gutters and street corners.

7. You are blessed O! government people at all levels, if after making your homes and offices paradise, you provide our cities with good refuse disposals, functional drainage systems, befiting rest parks, etc, with agents and laws to implement them.

8. You are blessed O! voluntary organizations who are prepared now to procure refuse disposal vans and other accessories even on commecial basis for private home, for they are saving us from innumerable dumps on our streets.

9. You are blessed O! supermarket owners when you wrap more with paper which decay into manure for the soil than plastic that remains infinitely choky to useful bacteria.

10. You are blessed and truly a human being if you stop urinating anywhere because you are pressed.