The Expendables 4 Word Movie Review
Testosterone, Fueled, Pleasure, Machine
Words: Testosterone, Fueled, Pleasure, Machine
*****Spoilers! Can you dig?*****
-Testosterone: Remember that part in Predator when Dutch (Arnold Schwarzenegger) and Dillon(Carl Weathers) see each other for the first time and the lock fists showing off the massive biceps. They do the sort of air arm wrestle for a minute until they laugh and let go. The entire movie is like this.
-Fueled: The film is powered by action with minimal set up. So there isn't a lot of plot to slow it down. If I knew anything about cars I'd bring up how this movie is a really good one.
-Pleasure: Everything is enjoyable. Beautiful women, sweet choppers/bikes, violence, more violence, ultra violence, explosions! This film delivers pleasure like it's Fedex.
-Machine: This is movie is so stripped down of all the normal Holloywood crap so that every scene is either violence or setting up future violence. It's perfect in design. Screw the critics they're paid to hate everything. If you love beer, America, and explosions then you'll see this movie twice.
Awesomeness Rating: 10/10 and I am considering cranking it up to 11.
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3 Comments
Post a Commenthaha nice, sounds good. I gotta see this movie now...
I feel that movies can be anything so long as they aren't boring. The Expendables is never boring :)
Sounds like you really liked it:)