The Fartful Painting
The painting was hideous.
It was tasteless and obscene.
It hung upon my wall
Like the hangover of a dream.
Who placed upon my wall
This travesty called art?
I cannot stand the sight
Of Lovely Woman who needs to Fart.
Yes, this mockery is horrible.
This joke is terribly cruel.
A prankster placed this on my wall.
I'm sure it came from school.
But how did it get here?
I cannot answer the question.
I just wished the Lovely Woman
Would point her bottom in another direction.
It was tasteless and obscene.
It hung upon my wall
Like the hangover of a dream.
Who placed upon my wall
This travesty called art?
I cannot stand the sight
Of Lovely Woman who needs to Fart.
Yes, this mockery is horrible.
This joke is terribly cruel.
A prankster placed this on my wall.
I'm sure it came from school.
But how did it get here?
I cannot answer the question.
I just wished the Lovely Woman
Would point her bottom in another direction.
Published by Steven West
I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm... View profile
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But does the painting stink? :-) !