The Fastest Tongue in the West

Howdy you all, my name is Slurpy-I am the fastest tongue in the west. I'll explain that in a minute, but first let me tell you that I am 11 years old-but my friends say I don't look a day over seven. I am a 13-inch Beagle dog. Just in case there's any confusion, the 13 inches refers to my height-not my length as you might have assumed.

My favorite food is...well...food. I'll eat just about anything. I'm like a vacuum cleaner. When my Dad spills something on the floor-it's GONE! No need to get out the mop or broom, I just slurp it up and my stomach does the rest. I have a big tongue for slurping with too-and I'm fast-the fastest tongue in the west!

I am so grateful for what my Dad spills on the floor that I sometimes leave him a little gift on the carpet. I think he likes my gifts because he always scoops them up. He doesn't use his tongue, though. I wonder why?

Anyway, there is one food in particular that I enjoy slurping: Purina Dog Chow Senior 7+. Let me tell you a secret: When my Dad's not looking, I like to chew the bottom of the bag so it all spills out. I figure if it's on the floor, then it's legal. I can slurp it up (slurp, slurp, slurp).

Uh oh! My Dad caught me! He looks awful mad. Later on I'll leave him a gift on the carpet-that should cheer him up. But for now, I better run between his legs and out the doggy door. See ya! (Zoom!)

The Purina Promise

DOGS SEVEN YEARS AND OLDER may still look like young dogs - they may even show playful puppy behaviors. But the fact is, as dogs age, their nutritional needs change. The great-tasting, easy-to chew kibble in Purina® Dog Chow Senior 7+® provides the specialized nutrition older dogs need. This includes the Purina Ulti-Pro Enhanced Protein System® to help maintain lean body mass and a healthy immune system. It is perfect nutrition to help your senior dog Build, Replenish and Repair his body every day...blah, blah, blah...

My Experience

I must admit I can't stay mad at Slurpy. When he looks at me with those big sad mascara eyes, my heart melts like a stale cube of butter in a frying pan with the stove burner turned all the way up. I can't blame him for wanting to eat Purina Dog Chow Senior 7+.

I like the fact that this product does not spoil easily. It is flexible and convenient. I can serve it to Slurpy dry, or add water. I normally pay around $13 to $14 for a 17.8 pound bag. This dog food comes in little nuggets of different shapes and colors. Slurpy likes them all-surprise, surprise!

I appreciate the fact that Purina is thinking about the health of my dog. For each stage of Slurpy's life, they have a different dog chow. Since Slurpy is now in his golden dog years, this particular formula of dog chow seems to be working really well for him. His friends weren't lying: he truly does not look a day over seven. He is still one lean mean dog machine-and the fastest tongue in the west!

How do you rate this dog chow, Slurpy? "Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!"

He says he rates it five nuggets.