The Final Destination Reviewed

Michael Bilinski
Lets just be clear up front about something. The "Final Destination" franchise is not exactly high art. These films are pure entertainment, and as such are very successful. The plot, as it is, doesn't deviate from the formula. A group of easy on the eyes, one dimensional youth narrowly escape a tragic death when one of them has a premonition of the impending doom. Before they can set about enjoying their new lease on life however, one by one they meet their end in a rash of elaborate accidents... Or are they?

The first two films featured "Candyman" Tony Todd personifying death in the form of an omnipotent undertaker who continently breaks down the rules for our hapless heroes. His role in the third entry was relegated to a voice over, and is entirely absent this time out. The filmmakers clearly knew what kind of movie they were making, and dispensed with all but the faintest shred of back story.

They chose, wisely, to focus on the 3D gimmick employed by the studio. It pays off in a big way. This is without a doubt the best use of the effect I have ever seen. Given their nature this shouldn't be a surprise. What will catch you off guard is their inspired decision to up the gore quotient to near "Evil Dead 2" proportions. Not only do the implements of death come flying off the screen, but I actually caught the "tough guy" sitting next to me ducking from the waves of arterial spray and loose limbs.

Published by Michael Bilinski

Founder of the industrial metal band PAGAN and producer of the cult classic EVIL BONG  View profile

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