The Genie was a Meanie in a Yellow Bikini

Had some pets that included a kitty

But one day she wished

That her cat would get squished

And an anvil fell down -- oh not pretty!

The genie went out and she voted

While her dog drank her beer and got loaded

She said with alarm,

"I will do you some harm!"

And that poor little puppy exploded.

"I'm hungry," one day said the genie,

"So I think I'll make bird tortellini."

Her old parakeet

Said, "I ain't got much meat."

But he soon was devoured by that meanie.

"I need a great tan," said the genie

So she put on a yellow bikini.

Asleep on the sand

She heard not the big band

And they trampled her, playing Rossini.