The Giant Collector's Swiss Army Knife is a One-Of-A-Kind Item

This Behemoth Comes Equipped with Eighty Five Implements

Thomas J  McCabe
For over one hundred years, consumers around the world have been purchasing and utilizing the famous genuine Swiss Army Knife(TM). With its familiar red casing and various implements, the Swiss Army Knife is a highly- functional and adaptable tool. Now, in 2006, just in time for the holiday gift giving season, Wenger, the maker of the Swiss Army Knife, has introduced a gigantic Collector's Edition Swiss Army Knife.

The Giant Collector's Knife is a special- order item that is almost nine inches wide and over three inches long. Attached to this behemoth product are 85 implements which perform 110 functions. While the many models of the standard size Swiss Army Knife contain many useful tools such as blades, scissors, corkscrews and screwdrivers, the selection of tools attached to the Giant Collector's Knife is vast. With implements such as a tire- tread gauge, cigar cutter, golf club face cleaner, fish scaler, bike chain rivet setter and a laser pointer with a 300 ft range, the Giant Collector's Knife is a one- of- a- kind item. Weighing- in at almost three pounds, this knife is not designed to be hung from one's belt loop, or carried in the pocket. In case one is so inclined, however, it does come with a key ring, so that hanging it from a belt loop, as many construction workers and tradespeople do, is possible.

The price tag for all of this mechanical ingenuity doesn't come cheaply. The suggested retail price of the Giant Collector's Knife is $1200.00. Such a demand for this item is anticipated, that many Swiss Army Knife retail outlets will sell out of this item quickly, if they can obtain any models at all. A high demand for purchase of the Giant Collector's Knife from their website www.wengerna.com is also anticipated. Knife collectors, campers, hobbyists and craftspeople around the world are excited about this innovative product. Whether a laboratory key, flashlight, double- cut wood saw or a can opener is needed, they're all included on the Swiss Army Giant Collectors Knife. While the retail price of $1200.00 clearly prevents most consumers from purchasing a genuine Swiss Army Giant Collector's Knife, this specialty- item is sure to be a much- talked about and sought- after item for years to come. The Giant Collector's Knife also comes with a limited lifetime warranty. Listed below are approximately half of the items attached to the Swiss Army Giant Collector's Knife.

Allen wrench
wood saw
needle- nose pliers with wire cutter
2.5" World Scout knife
nail file
corkscrew
bike chain rivet setter
bike spoke adjuster
adjustable pliers
three sizes of flat head screwdrivers
three sizes of phillips head scrrewdrivers
laboratory key
compass, straight edge, ruler
snap shackle
choke tube tool
fish scaler
crystal magnifier
double- cut wood saw
watch caseback opening tool
telescopic pointer
hexagonal key
springless scissors
golf club face cleaner
golf shoe spike wrench
golf divot repair tool
cigar cutter
metal file
micro scraper
laser pointer
flashlight
reamer
pin punch
tire tread gauge
can opener
toothpick
tweezers
key ring

In addition to these useful tools, there are approximately forty more implements that are attached to the Swiss Army Giant Collector's Knife.

Published by Thomas J McCabe

I am a writer and illustrator from Hartford, CT. Being a culinary grad and an avid cook, my paintings that are exhibited regularly in the area are largely food-oriented. Newspaper cartooning and writing exp...  View profile

  • This version of the Swiss Army Knife is huge.
  • There is expected to be a large demand for this product.
  • The suggested retail price of this item is $1200.00.
The Swiss Army has long used the knives bearing their name.

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