The New God is Born

Every summer holiday i go to Spain.
When we went to the beach it was very weird because i could walk on the water.
I have a picture of it. ( See picture )
I knew i was the new God. So i went to the hospital to try to heal people. When i arrived there and the nurse saw me laying my hand on an almost death person. She asked me wath i was doing and she pulled my hand away. But than the sick person and he stand on the floor and felt no pain. He was stuttering what was happened with him. He was saying " What happened they shot at me and i'm still alive and feel nothing.". I was feeling something i never felt before and so i became Saint maarten.

P.S.: this isn't a true story and the picture isn't fake =)