The Gosselin Kids Have Ruined Christmas for a Bunch of 1st Graders..

Jenna de Salea
Ha! I don't know why this story tickled me so much. Maybe it's just because I can imagine 4 lil' 6 year olds (two were removed from school for cannibalism or something) on the playground totally sounding like their mother...

"Your parents are lying to you! There's no such thing as Santa! Jon! Joooooon! I told you to use a coupon and get a receipt! Don't make me get the belt."

Yep that's why this is funny to me.

So the lil' Gosselin monsters ruined Christmas for a bunch of 1st graders, which...whatever. Isn't that about the age they figure it out anyway? Like mom's handwriting on the gift tags, and Dad saying Santa wants a Bud Light with his cookies to "warm him up a bit, since Mrs. Claus quit putting out."

No? Well, that's how I found out.

Way to go Jon and Kate. Now your kids have ruined Christmas. Are you gonna film that too?

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Jenna has been writing content for online publications in the specialties of Entertainment, Lifestyle, Health and Fitness, Local Events, Op-Ed, and Beauty since 2009. She also writes fiction and poetry, as w...  View profile

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  • Eric Hetvile12/6/2010

    I'm confused. How did they ruin Christmas again? I mean besides having a boring-ass TV show?

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