The Greatest Pity Party of All Time
Pity Party
Dignity
At the greatest pity party of all time there was a good mixture of activities to enjoy. You could wallow in misery and wake up in a heap of despair. Oh, the joys of sorrow. Or you could lower your dignity and have it slammed on the ground. All this, for less than $.99, what a deal; this has got to be the most fun that I've ever had.
Morality
If you think that sounds good, then, I've got just the kicker for your sense of morality. When you seem to have lost all hope and everything is going to hell in a hand basket, be sure to toss out the bath water because you want to get as much luck as you possibly can.
Fairy Tales
If you believe in fairy tails, then you've got to hear this one.
Pity Party Fairy
If you haven't seen the pity party fairy, then you're missing out. When you have your pity party blessed by a pity party fairy, you can cry all night long. The tears never run out of liquid and you can have your heart filled with joy because you can feel miserable as long as humanly possible, if you want.
Claim It
All the joy and misery can be yours, and all you have to do is claim it.
A Better Human Being
If you claim it, be sure not to shame it. Enjoy it for all that it has to offer. The growth that you gain from this experience just may turn you into a better human being.
Conquer The World
After the greatest pity party of all time, you'll have the self-confidence that you need to conquer the world. Good luck. Cheers.
Published by Kurt Evans
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9 Comments
Post a CommentVery good.
don't have time for pity parties, interesting article
Pity parties are only for the self-absorbed...
I loved this! It's exactly what I do-every once in a while, I give up the fight for an hour or even a day. The struggle to be positive in a world that is not is well worth the fight, but sometimes you have to accept the wearieness and release it so you can gear up for the next round-tomorrow ALWAYS starts off better than today ended :P
Well-written
Well done, teammate!
Don't like pity parties. Try not to be part of them. Good write.
I try not to attend when I get invited....good article
I don't attend pity parties. Whatever my cross in life, I will gladly carry it. cheers :)