The Hall of Lust: Jenny McCarthy

Jenny McCarthy went from Playboy Playmate to television talk show host and occasional movie actress, to mom champion for children with autism. It was back when she was doing gigs like MTV's dating show "Singled Out" that her star was risen high and raising the attention of men around the world.

Jenny was cool because she had a sense of humor. It did not matter that she was picking her nose or making fart jokes because she was still sexy, sexy. This made immature boys like myself feel ever closer to her and thinking: "Wow, she would totally get me and my booger flicking ways. I could have a hot chick like that!"

One of my friends growing up had parents with a Playboy subscription. So, after Jenny McCarthy hit the big time, Playboy did another spread with her modeling her goodies. I had dreams about getting to see that issue of Playboy and it was a rare occurrence that my dream came true almost immediately upon the issues release. I went to my buddy's house and there the magazine was on his dad's nightstand and no adults in sight to stop me from opening it up to read all the exciting articles. I had some personal moments with Jenny McCarthy and lets leave it at that. Actually, she had a big part in my early self exploring and that issue of Playboy was in some ways a big step into puberty. Later on she was posing as Marilyn Monroe in an "In Style" magazine that got stacked into my own book collection as well.

As I got older the flame for Jenny McCarthy remained. I remember when DVD players were brand new expensive things and being a movie buff I had to have one. I bought one only to find out I could not hook it up to my television set, drats. So there I had my DVD player that I could not use along with my first ever DVD; guess what it was: a Jenny McCarthy Playboy video. It did not matter to me that the DVD player did not work, I was excited enough to just look at the back of the box.

Even later still in life I found myself drawn to Jenny McCarthy. She made a movie called "Dirty Love" and I had plenty O dirty thoughts about her after viewing it.

Jenny McCarthy is not at the forefront of any fantasies I've had in the past few years, but she will always have a golden shrine in the Hall of Fame, er, the Hall of Lust for me. Thank you Jenny McCarthy for your contributions in my transition from boy to man.