The Hall of Lust: Jessica Alba

My infatuation with Jessica Alba is probably only beaten in length of time by my infatuation with Mandy Moore. As time has passed my spirits have been dampened by Alba giving herself and her womb away to her boyfriend turned husband, but I can always hope nothing last forever for everyone else too, right?

The first place I recall laying eyes on Jessica Alba was a picture from a magazine; I am guessing "Maxim." A nice close shot catching her from the toes in her shoes on up, squatted on a rooftop or somewhere. Love at first sight. I took our relationship to the next level by buying both seasons of her television show "Dark Angel" on Dvd. The show was completely stupid, but I watched every single episode just to ogle her. I've even gone as far as to watch her movie "Paranoid." The "Fantastic Four" superhero movies were no picnic to sit through either, darn teases with her being the invisible woman and all.

Jessica Alba was the hottest of the hot on many a man's wish list year in and year out, but eventually people have to pick things apart and try to say too much of a good thing isn't good. Critics of her physical features would say things like "She has a wonky eye." I took in such criticisms and would even make myself notice one of her eyes being a little different than the other in pictures. But did this turn me off? Heck, no! It added more character to her, made her even more perfect to me, and quite frankly if that turned off some of the crowd wanting to eat her up than so be it, more dessert for me.

The intelligence behind her eyes, which were beautiful in that staring contest video she put out on the Internet once upon a time, is another draw for me into the light that is Jessica Alba. I am but a bug happy to sacrifice himself unto the zapper just for that one big tingle. It was an interview in which she was asked what she thought about actor Zac Efron after meeting him at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards, that made me think her smart stuff. She said something about him looking like a little kid with too much makeup on. Ha ha! Score one for the men who can't be pretty boy enough to land the Vanessa Hudgens of the world! She's said some other things that I thought were well thought out responses, but I haven't been memorizing such things, too busy keeping up to date on the latest sexy pictures.

On February 16th 2011, Jessica Alba announced that she was pregnant with her second child by her husband. A strike two sort of bummer for all of us waiting that relationship out, but fate might be slipping me a secret message considering February 16th is my birthday. Muwahahahaha.