The Hall of Lust: Jessica Biel

Wes Laurie
Actresses Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba should make a sex tape together and create world peace. I've been saying this for years and the two Jessicas have been driving men gaga for years, not only with their looks but with their dating the likes of Justin Timberlake or someone named Cash. Right before I started writing this, however, Jessica Biel and Justin "kiss and tell all about him and Britney" Timberlake broke up! The world is all right for a few moments at least.

I once wrote an article pitting Jessica Biel against Jessica Alba in a battle of head to toe sexiness. I chose Alba as the winner, but from the ample amount of reader commentary left in the comments section for my article it seems that more might have their pulse thumping for Jessica Biel. One common argument, to which I can half agree, is that Jessica Biel's body is way more fit than Jessica Alba's. Jessica Biel is pretty darn buff, but in some pictures I've seen she's been more buff than enough and I would be hesitant to start the wrestling match. She's far from looking like a dude, but I don't know, I guess I like the softer side of Sears. Biel's personality seems harder like her body too, or maybe that is just a grim glare for baring life in the paparazzi world. I don't know the girl, she might be all giggles and gumdrops.

Jessica Biel is smoking hot in most of her movies I've seen her in. In the third movie of the "Blade" series she has a shower scene. It is not supposed to be sexy as she is upset and washing off blood, but I can forget the context and just think about how she is merely a hot actress on a set sitting nude-ish in a shower. Yummy. She also showed off she's got plenty of caboose to goose in the movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry."

Her acting doesn't actually get an A+ from me just yet, the role to define her is still out there somewhere. However, even if she does not get her shot at an academy award, at least she had some defining moments in sexiness to be legacy and Hall of Lust worthy.

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  • Jeff Rogers3/17/2011

    ;-)

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