The Hall of Lust: Kelly Preston

When I was a kid movies ruled every weekend that I got a chance to go to Grandma's house. My brother and I preferred action movies, while our cousin went for Pee-Wee Herman movies. Okay, Pee-Wee entertained me too, but really the weekend was about Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Steven Seagal. I was a kid who always rooted for the ideal champion and as a He-Man fan I ended up being Team Arnold firstly with my brother picking out the Van Damme flicks. So, looking up to Arnold, I of course wanted to imagine myself in some of the same action packed scenarios he was always finding himself in. Naturally, this included the sex scene from the comedy "Twins." No, I did not want to be in the scene with Arnold, I wanted him out of the picture altogether and for Kelly Preston to seduce me.

In thinking back to sexy movie scenes that really made me tingle as a kid, I did not even realize who the actress was in Twins. I had to do some IMDB investigating to realize the sexy blond was Kelly Preston. I guess I am less familiar with Kelly Preston's career as an actress and more aware of her as being the wife of John Travolta. She's still a handsome woman and I don't think the Scientology craziness even scares me off from stating that.

In the movie "Twins" she and Arnold Schwarzenegger are paired together during a road trip to share a hotel room. Being ever the gentleman, Arnold lets her have the bed while he makes due with the floor. Of course, she has other things in mind and makes up a good excuse to cuddle up against Mr. Schwarzenegger: the bed was too lumpy. I remember the tone of her pouty voice and am transported right back to childhood and how much I liked her in that scene. I wanted a hot blond to seduce me! Really, I am still waiting.

So, another sin is in, in the Hall of Lust. I have the secret hots for Kelly Preston and never even knew it.