The Hall of Lust: Reese Witherspoon

When actress Reese Witherspoon smiles it is very devilish. Sometimes you think "The Joker," which is a clown you don't want to jump in the sack with, other times you think: this could be fun. There is an episode of "Family Guy" where Cleveland uses the chin of Reese Witherspoon to cut open the door of a safe. The Joker meets Jay Leno, this is not sounding great thus far. She is a sexy doll regardless of what ill things one may say about that head of hers covered in often blond hair.

Before her chin comes into focus, I have noticed Reese Witherspoon is a member of the mile wide forehead club. She may be the Vice President with Christina Ricci being the head cheese. Learn to love it is all I can say because no dude would ever kick either one of these ladies out of bed. They've actually been in a movie together, "Penelope," in which one of them has a pig face. I'm just saying, things could be worse.

I've been with Reese during some intimate moments in the lives of fictional characters she portrayed early on in life. In "The Man In The Moon" she was fooling around with an older boy that eventually went for her older sister and then paid the price chopping himself up with some farm equipment. Perhaps even more in line with the perverse was her turn in the movie "Fear." Yes, I was there when she let that cracked egg Mark Wahlberg round second base.

The movie "Walk The Line" not only won Reese Witherspoon an Oscar, but also won of the hearts of many who did not dare see "Legally Blond" or various other romantic comedies. Of course I've dared to watch many a crap movie because Reese really is "America's Sweetheart." She totally stole the title from Meg Ryan, even if you think Meg was hotter back in the day. Actually, the Meg Ryan comparison helps, because if you think Reese looks like The Joker when she smiles, just know it could be worse as Meg Ryan look like she let The Joker conduct plastic surgery on her. Any way, indeed, "Walk the Line" had me falling for Reese Witherspoon just like all the other ticket holders in line. I could imagine traveling down the road with her, crammed tight in the car as the characters were during their musical touring. The smell of Reese would surely be intoxicating to this beast. Grrrrrrreat.

Reese Witherspoon has loads of personality and regardless of everything I've said, inside and outside beauty count in the art of attraction, and she seems to have both.