The Hall of Lust: Tiffani Amber Thiessen

The television show "Saved By The Bell" had a trio of leading ladies, but only one was really given the attention as an object of supreme infatuation amongst the main leading men. Jessie was too tall and intimidating for your average teen to develop a crush on, well, until you got to see her in a grass hula skirt. Lisa was too materialistic and annoying for anyone, but Screech. Kelly, however, was marketed as the ideal crush: popular, good looking, and just smart enough not to be pushed out of bed during pillow talk. Actress Tiffani Amber Thiessen embodied the character of Kelly and I am sure she embodied the ideal dream girl for a whole generation of boys reaching adolescence.

I was a "Saved By The Bell" fan and like many wished I could be the charming rogue character of Zack. The main reason to want to be Zack: he got to date Kelly more often than not and she was good looking stuff. I would not doubt that the producers of "Saved By The Bell" are responsible for the sexual interests and preferences in many men who grew up with the show. Tiffani Amber Thiessen brought power to the brunettes. The way Zack felt about Kelly is how I imagine I felt about my first main crush in grade school, though she was a blond.

My attraction to Tiffani Amber Thiessen led to some naughty thoughts I must admit. I recall my subscription to the magazine Disney Adventures being innocent in my mother's eyes. Surely her son was a fan of the comics and celebrity interviews within the pages of the kiddie magazine. However, I was also a fan of scoping out the babes and one issue had a picture of Tiffani Amber Thiessen that really revved the little engine that could in me. I do not recollect what she was wearing exactly, but as best as I can I think it was nothing more than a blouse of some sort, blue jeans, and barefoot. It didn't take much to set me off and I guess it still doesn't. Perhaps I was ogling her nice personality in the accompanying article.

Tiffani Amber Thiessen has gone on to flaunt her sexiness in more adult television shows and a line of crummy B movies. I have not kept up with her career or followed her like a stalker since "Saved By The Bell" though I think I did scope her out a few times during her stint on "Beverly Hills 90210." However, she enters The Hall of Lust as Kelly Kapowski even if that means I am coveting Zack's wife.