The Halloween Preacher Returns

The Halloween Preacher Continues His Hate Demonstrations at Funerals

Mary Naylor  confirmed

I've warned you before, and I warn you again,
The *Halloween Preacher" is on the loose, my friend!
He and his congregation have come to town;
Now don't look scared, and get rid of that frown,
For he carries a new image of God in his crown!
God, creator of man, beasts and birds.
God, holy and mighty, to whom we pay homage,
For was not man made in His image?
No, God was made in man's image,
For the Reverend Yelp says, God hates homosexuals.
God is very vengeful and only loves heterosexuals.
God hates the USA military because homosexuals they tolerate,
Therefore the USA is doomed, because it isn't filled with hate.
Does this sound like our God of love and compassion?
No. This sounds like Reverend Yelp, so our vision of God we must refashion,
To fit in with Reverend Yelp's military bashin'!

Published by Mary Naylor confirmed

I was born in Chicago, Illinois in 1933. I grew up in Rhinelander, Wisconsin, a wild and beautiful state, rich in literature and lore. I loved the stories of Paul Bunyon and his ox, Babe. The hoax of t...  View profile

4 Comments

Post a Comment
  • R.C. Johnson3/5/2011

    The Reverend Yelp might think he's winning here, but woe to him when he passes to the other side! rcj

  • Mike Powers3/5/2011

    Very well done, Mary. Thanks!

  • Delicia Powers3/4/2011

    Nicely done, and woe to the Reverend Yelp...:0)

  • Mary Naylor3/4/2011

    *The Halloween Preacher" was written by me ( Mary Naylor) and can be found among my poems on
    this site.)

Displaying Comments

To comment, please sign in to your Yahoo! account, or sign up for a new account.