I've warned you before, and I warn you again,
The *Halloween Preacher" is on the loose, my friend!
He and his congregation have come to town;
Now don't look scared, and get rid of that frown,
For he carries a new image of God in his crown!
God, creator of man, beasts and birds.
God, holy and mighty, to whom we pay homage,
For was not man made in His image?
No, God was made in man's image,
For the Reverend Yelp says, God hates homosexuals.
God is very vengeful and only loves heterosexuals.
God hates the USA military because homosexuals they tolerate,
Therefore the USA is doomed, because it isn't filled with hate.
Does this sound like our God of love and compassion?
No. This sounds like Reverend Yelp, so our vision of God we must refashion,
To fit in with Reverend Yelp's military bashin'!
Published by Mary Naylor confirmed
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4 Comments
Post a CommentThe Reverend Yelp might think he's winning here, but woe to him when he passes to the other side! rcj
Very well done, Mary. Thanks!
Nicely done, and woe to the Reverend Yelp...:0)
*The Halloween Preacher" was written by me ( Mary Naylor) and can be found among my poems on
this site.)