The Herman Cain Train
There once was a little train. The name of the train was the Herman Cain Train. It was trying mightily to go up the election hill. The little train said, "I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can."
"Wait," I shouted. "What do you think that you can do?"
The Herman Cain Train bellowed, "I think that I can fool the American people into believing that I am innocent of sexual harassment."
"I see,": I exclaimed. "Good luck little train. I know that it's a pain. All you have to do is explain, explain, explain. Your troubles will soon go away."
"I'm glad to hear that," said Herman Cain Train. By the way, what is your name?"
"Oh, I'm sorry. My name is the Rick Perry Ferry. I must be steaming along. Bye! Oh, and one more thing, when you make a proposition, you invite an inquisition. Just watch how fast you go down the hill. You just might watch your candidacy derail."
"Thank you for your advice," responded Herman Cain Train. "By the way, I hope that you capsize. Ha, ha! My name is Herman Cain Train. I'm as innocent as can be. Watch me blow some smoke your way as I chase you up a tree. Chuga, Chuga Choo Choo."
"Wait," I shouted. "What do you think that you can do?"
The Herman Cain Train bellowed, "I think that I can fool the American people into believing that I am innocent of sexual harassment."
"I see,": I exclaimed. "Good luck little train. I know that it's a pain. All you have to do is explain, explain, explain. Your troubles will soon go away."
"I'm glad to hear that," said Herman Cain Train. By the way, what is your name?"
"Oh, I'm sorry. My name is the Rick Perry Ferry. I must be steaming along. Bye! Oh, and one more thing, when you make a proposition, you invite an inquisition. Just watch how fast you go down the hill. You just might watch your candidacy derail."
"Thank you for your advice," responded Herman Cain Train. "By the way, I hope that you capsize. Ha, ha! My name is Herman Cain Train. I'm as innocent as can be. Watch me blow some smoke your way as I chase you up a tree. Chuga, Chuga Choo Choo."
Published by Steven West
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It is very hard to know if accussations are true. People endure so much. I hope that all will work out for all people involved. Stress is not a great way to live, and has long lasting effects on your family.
His train has crashed-he will realize this soon.
Hehehe.