The Hills Are Alive with Chaos & Disorder

After the craziness that happened at the IVX opening that could have easily been prevented, Heidi was in a blue funk over losing her job and the best thing she could do with her time was organize her closet. While doing this she converses with Spencer about what happened and managed to fix her mouth to say he's the reason she got fired. Was she still feeling the effects of the tequila? How can she blame Spencer for getting her fired? She did this to herself. Spencer didn't force his way into the party, she invited him. Spencer didn't make her down shots of tequila, she was already buzzing when he got there. She did it to herself and paid for the consequences. Luckily she did manage to get her job back by going to see Sam at his office but was stripped of her position and her office. Maybe Kimberly has that office now, you think? There were a few stipulations in addition to getting her job back. She's been put on probation, she has to prove herself worthy of Bolthouse Productions and Spencer cannot be anywhere near the company or work related events; otherwise he'll be thrown out. She promises that the bad element will not happen again however Sam had more important things to deal with and had no time to hear possibly empty promises.

After obtaining employment again and feeling good about herself, Heidi gets blindsided by some interesting news. Spencer's sister Stephanie stops by to talk a little and lets them know that Holly, Heidi's sister, is crashing at Lauren and Lo's place. We know how Spencer felt about it but do we care? Heidi on the other hand seemed floored. It would have been nice to see Heidi come to her senses and finish growing that backbone she needs and tell Spencer where to go. After all, he did make Holly feel unwelcomed and not at home. Because as far as he's concerned, if anyone is going to spend 24/7 at home like that it's going to be him.

The rumor we knew to be untrue showed how Audrina allowed it to consume her. From the way Lauren and Justin responded, Audrina basically charged at them with questions as opposed to being an adult and coming correct in a calm manner. There are ways to handle certain situations and Audrina didn't handle this the right way. It seems like them telling her the truth about it wasn't what she wanted to hear. Almost like she wanted to really believe what was told to her from an outside source who maybe wanted to throw a wrench in her life and create this drama. For one she didn't use good common sense, after all the times Lauren was there for Audrina when Justin let her down she would actually think they would go behind her back and date. You have to admit that Justin's reactions to Audrina's messages were impressive. Even he stressed to her that nothing went down between he and Lauren. Audrina made the classic girlfriend move and pressed on the matter because Justin didn't respond to her messages. Who would respond to demeaning messages that are basically saying "You did it!" and didn't want to hear anything else? Oh Audrina what a tangled web you have woven. Now the drama has subsided some and she's mended fences with Lauren but you have to ask if things can really be back to normal for the two?

Here's something to look forward to for next week; Heidi Montag is now Heidi Pratt! That's right people; we are going to see another reality show wedding. In case you haven't heard, Heidi and Spencer got married while on vacation in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Us Weekly and Perez Hilton broke the story to the public announcing the couple's wedded bliss that isn't yet legal in the states; Spencer says "We'll take care of that when we get home." They got married at One & Only Palmilla and was photographed by the hotel photographer; every girl's dream wedding. So Heidi decided to no longer stick to her big wedding plans and go along with Spencer's idea of marrying on a whim. Without her family and friends, without her step-father walking her down the aisle; Spencer wouldn't have it any other way. How in the world could she marry a man who disrespects her family and label her mother "Stalker Mom"? What does that say about her? Yes, this is her life and yes she is very much a grown woman. However, there has got to be some line where respect for family comes with the relationship and Heidi doesn't seem to be too bothered by his snide attitude towards her family if she's going to marry him. Her mother gives it six months - she's being nice. She even went as far as to say that she wouldn't be surprised if Spencer drugged Heidi into marrying him - to which he denies of course. Both Heidi's mom and sister are hurt by this; as well they should be. But it's her life and she has to learn as she goes; hopefully this will be a learning experience for her. The cameras may show us one thing but what happens when the cameras are off would be something to see; oh to be a fly on their wall.

This for sure will go down as one of VH1's Greatest Reality Moments. One day Heidi will wake up from this fanatical life and realize she made a mistake in allowing Spencer in her life and turning it into a crazy rollercoaster ride; pitting her against her friends, sister and mother.

Audrina on the other hand needs to do some soul searching and not take everything at face value. Lauren may have been able to forgive her but who knows where's Justin's mind is from day to day. Makes you wonder what kind of messages she left on his phone. She needs to take this time to focus on her work and decorating her new home. Oh the drama of 20somethings in the land of dreams - how entertainingly sweet it is.