The Hills, Britney Spears, Jessica Alba and Jay Leno are Hollywood's Juiciest Gossip

Jennifer Aniston is pissed? Avril Lavigne is pregnant? Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt elope? Brad Pitt has a mustache? Say it isn't so!

No matter how much you don't want to look, rubber-necking is pretty much inevitable when it comes to celebrities. People like to watch people, but they love to watch famous people. That's why I'm digging dirt and talking smack about the latest Hollywood gossip. Here's what I've got. Read it with a bag of Oreos!

Britney Spears is totally back (and has a documentary to prove it)

Her true fans say she was never gone in the first place, but most people beg to differ after the whole head shaving and private-parts display. Oh, and then there's the Kevin Federline thing, a horrible performance at the MTV movie awards...

Anyway, I think she's really back this time. Her documentary, "For the Record," aired on November 30^th and has received rave reviews. No question went unasked in documentary and she discusses all those traumatic moments I listed above. See clips from the documentary here.

Avril Lavigne - Pregnant?

We all enjoy a pregnancy rumor, but this one might be more than empty words. "Punked out" Avril Lavigne was spotted at a grocery store this week with more than just a little flub around the tummy. The bump was more than noticeable. Perhaps she's just gained weighed but onlookers are not so sure this time around.

Jay Leno to stay at NBC

After months of Jay Leno making snide comments about NBC for giving him the boot, the peacock has decided to keep him around. You see, originally they felt his ratings were low and when it came time to renew his contract they opted against it, giving hilarious Conan O'Brien the top position on the nightly line up. Well, according to the New York Times, Jay's got a comfy spot on NBC. His show will air at 10 p.m. Props to Leno for going from an embarrassing dump to a promotional jump!

Jennifer Aniston gets stuff off her chest

Brad Pitt is still a jerk for leaving beautiful Jennifer Aniston, but that gossip is so in the past. According to a recent interview she did with USA Today, Miss Aniston is over being a celebrity. The super star said, and I quote, "I am honestly getting sick of it, and I feel like telling people, "You know what? It's none of your (expletive) business." Seriously, it's enough." Unfortunately for Aniston, this comment has only inspired more talk. Was that the real motive...she does have a movie coming out!

Madonna is still hot

That's right. The unfaltering musician looks fabulous on the cover of Vogue, Brazil. Does this woman ever look bad? Check out the cover here!

The Hills' Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt elope - mom is pissed!

US Magazine got lucky when they were in town for a surprise elopement. Infamous Hills couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt (un)graced the cover of US just a few weeks ago. (See the pictures here.) Now, Montag's seemingly normal mother has a lot to say. And who is she telling? Us Magazine, of course. Shouldn't she be talking to her daughter instead? Maybe she wants a piece of the stardom pie.

Gorgeous Jessica Alba...airbrushed

It's no secret that airbrushing is a part of celebrity life. But Jessica Alba? I thought that woman was picture perfect in the first place. Photos for the 2009 Campari calendar were recently leaked and the before/after shot is a shocker. In the before picture, the curvy lady looks stunning and there's really no need to trim or alter anything. But in the after picture she's 20 pounds thinner and has a new chin. See the picture here.

Rachel Zoe is scarily thin

Rachel Zoe, a prominent stylist for celebrities and star of "The Rachel Zoe Project," recently showed up at a Christmas fund raiser looking way too thin for comfort. The 37-year-old admits that eating isn't a priority, but these days it looks as though eating is not even on her to-do list. When asked about it, she said "Truthfully, I've never seen myself as being too thin. Sometimes I'll look at photos and be like, 'Oh, that's not a good look,' but generally speaking, I'm not too thin." What do you think?