The Inner Mind of President George Bush
President George Bush never tells a lie. He just bends the hell out of the truth. We're making progress in Iraq. (except when rival Shiite groups are attacking each other) Our economy is on the rise. (actually I meant to say unemployment and inflation) The surge is working. (Haven't you seen the recent surge in my popularity? Hmm, I guess you're looking at the wrong polls) The housing crisis will eventually come to an end. (In the year 2010) Oil prices will come down. (From $3.59 per gallon to $3.58 per gallon) We are not in a "economic word that must not be named." (Kind of reminds you of Lord Vodemort) We are not going to leave Iraq until the mission has succeeded. (Never, never, never. Not until hell freezes over) I believe in complete accountability. (I forgot how to count. What comes after one?) I am proud of my accomplishments while I've been in office. (I'm surprised that I was never impeached)
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I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm... View profile
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Post a CommentLOL too cute!!!!!!!
What a riot, and dead on the mark (and I voted for the son of a rhymes with witch!) I regret few things I have done in this life but that might have been in my top 5 on my remorse list!