Jack and the Bard's Talk
The Intelligent Way Out of Addiction..
(Shrink the mind I tell you damn it!
Stop floating around the heaven's never daring to fall back upon these arid dry land's full of non cha-lot energy waves..
One cannot orgasm continuously! Plus the fact, that, up, up and away is the wrong direction in which to be travelling if it is the rapture that you seek, for this is to be found by walking straight ahead and avoiding the pit falls of disconnection which comes about by falling for the illusion of heaven one finds in Addiction!)
Lady: 'My Lord! Are you coming down for supper?'
Lord: 'WHAT IS IT!'
Lady: 'Macaroni cheese.'
The night grew dark for my lord as he prepared to go down for sustenance. Pain over whelmed his body as he racked upon the high winds of torment found upon the turkey's back. He withdrew into the padded chamber and there took battle with his plight. With all but a bucket for companionship and a chain to bind him to the wall, his fingers did he chew and his hair did he tare from his head.
My lady, sat at her craft, patiently enduring the sound's of hell beneath her feet, she must not, would not succumb to the rendering sound that filled her heart with longing to run to him and give into his plea for mercy.
Time passed slowly as the day's took their toll. Then one day it happened! My Lady, unlocked the door to the chamber and there amongst the stench and the red and brown debris of rotting grief, did she lay her hand upon him and wiped away all tears from his eyes.
Lady: ' The universe is a big place my Lord, To contain it one must first understand it.
To understand it, one must first return to tell the tale. I love you..'
Lord: ' Where's the macaroni cheese?'
And they lived happily ever after....
The End
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