The Issue Facing America Today

Was the subtitle a little too vague? Evil oil companies aren't a problem; terrorists aren't all that bad; the president won't cause World War III. The problem facing America today is much different than the bogus explanations people dish out these days. Actually, there isn't much wrong with America today because everything wrong with the world lies within its people.

In fact, the following things are good for Americans:

* Suicide and murder. In other words, death.
* Diseases, malnutrition, and cancer.
* That absence of religion.
* Unemployment and poverty.
* Oil spills, hurricanes, and earthquakes.
* Thousands of other things.

The following things are bad for Americans:

* Pitiful people on social media proclaiming the blessings of God.
* People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
* Self-proclaimed political activists with IQs under 120.
* The Green Movement. (Heat won't kill you unless you are weak.)
* Any attempt to reverse the July Effect in hospitals.
* Millions of other things.

Basically, people are as weak as they come these days. Everywhere you turn, you can hear someone complaining or whining about some black president or their missed rent payment or how things just aren't that great with their lives. Well, they cause turmoil themselves. It's not that difficult to live an easy life; life is hundreds of times easier than the pitiful people of the world make it. I commend the "terrorists" for believing in something so deeply. They're a lot stronger than those Christians I see on Facebook crying about how Eminem's latest song is about abusive relationships. (For your information, abusive relationships are good. They help weed out the weak and the weak deserve to suffer.)

Natural selection needs to take a stronger hold on humanity - people need to die more often. There are too many people in the world...too many weak, undeserving individuals. Actually, its the masses that are undeserving - of life. For those people that attempt to live forever, you are the ones that deserve to die when being boring. It's a sad, sad world we live in these days. People have these pitiful problems that don't matter because they're petty. Sadly, most people won't even be able to get past their own shock and anger to understand how right I am. The solution to America's problems are simple. Everyone with a low IQ deserves to die and I don't mean those with actual low Intelligence Quotients. Anyone who can't look past their pitiful problems and lackluster lives need to be exterminated.

America, you're doing great. Americans, fix your own problems or jump off the face of the Earth.