The Joy of Diaper Changing

I have diaper fever.
I'm building up a sweat.
I've changed a dozen diapers.
My baby gets so wet.

They're suppose to be so easy
To put on my baby boy.
But he accidentally sprays me
Which I can tell you is no joy.

The diapers start off nice and fresh.
They are colorful and bright.
But by nightfall when my baby cries,
They are no longer a pleasant sight.

I've had enough pee you see.
And I can't stoop for anymore poop.
So I'm telling my husband to give me a break.
For the rest of the night, you stay awake!