The Lass from County Cork
A Fun Limerick for St. Patrick's Day
There once was a young lass from County Cork
Who took up with a lad who was a real dork.
Dancing and fiddling he wasted his day.
Thinking of this while she earned the pay
Enough is enough, and she stabbed him with a fork.
Who took up with a lad who was a real dork.
Dancing and fiddling he wasted his day.
Thinking of this while she earned the pay
Enough is enough, and she stabbed him with a fork.
Published by Pattie Byrd
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29 Comments
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Funny one! Hope the dork learned his lesson!
Ouch!
This made me laugh..:) Great work!
ps fantastic shamrock picture!!
LOLOL!!! The winner, in my opinion!!!
Girl, this was great. I loved. Spectacular and funny St. Patrick's day limerick. Way to go. I am still laughing...hehe.
Ooh, remind me never to tick YOU off!
Very funny. I didn't expect it to end like that. Lol. Great job.
A very unusual limerick!
OUch! I bet that hurt...but I'd be fed up with him too!