The Last of the Perfect Lovelies

The last of the perfect lovelies.

These are the sayings of the last of the perfect lovelies that are given to you for your consideration and enlightenment as we mortals have reached the final stages of the present age and very soon the devourer will appear and bring with him Earth and Heaven desolated. These sayings are given to you as they were passed down in the purity of wisdom and were sent to refresh and to animate your minds, for the blood of the slain will turn the face of the earth red and the wails of the bereaved will tremble the moon out of its place.

Consider deeply in your heart what the very last of the perfect lovelies has to say to you and your feet will not ache because in your dimness of sight you bashed them against a stone that you took no mind to remove out of your way. Raise your sights and your mind higher than yourself because you have lost the understanding of your calling when your mother consented to the foolish suggestions of fairy tales and for her indiscretion she as well as your father who was drawn to follow in her error by her sweet scent were cast out of insight as well as barred from paradise and so we as the seeds of his sperms and her eggs mangled to form flesh and bone must reap the harvest that they have given to us by inheritance.

Do not blow your nose in public without proper covering as the one who is near you will not have any delight in being the recipient of your nasal spray. The very last of the perfect lovelies has been given the assignment to amplify your discernment so that you may escape the loathsome terrors and the total waste that will consume to entire Earth in a single day. Now take heed to what the last of the perfect lovelies has to say and learn a few things, and if for some strange reason you would like to see a miserable person then go and find a man or a woman who has no job satisfaction or a lackluster job search agent. A miserable person is one who does not find any joy in their work and who feel him or her self to be meaningless and personally unproductive in their contribution to social order as opposed to having a meaningful career. Yet if for some macabre reason you would like to see a miserable person then go and find this one spoken of and your perverted appetite will be filled.

The hours of universal moaning is well at hand and indeed has been the signature of this age and this is why that at given times along the way humanity has been given a perfect counselor to fine tune they're sensibilities and to direct them back to a semblance of the right way. Do not iron the cloths that you plan to wear at the very last instant before your departure because you will trouble yourself into a rush and your cloths will be partially ironed and partially wrinkled. Iron your cloths the day or the night before you intend to wear them and your creases will be as shape as a razors edge, and do not wash colored cloths and white underwear in the same load unless of course you do not mind wearing a rainbow below. Harkin upon the wisdom that is being presented to you, for all truth is for your benefit. These things the perfect one is saying to you so that your red eyes can become clear and your napkin can be used for other purposes than to dry away tears. Listen and be refreshed, hear and be reminded, and you will have peace and rest in the hour of dread.

These are the sayings of the last of the perfect lovelies as the time has come to bid this current age adieu, so long, goodbye, good reddens and farewell, because it has run its despicable course and it has reached its unholy time limit and very shortly the malicious villain will show himself to the world and when he does so the world as it now stands will suddenly and violently vanish into thin air, but for those who heed the instructions given to them by the very last of the perfect lovelies they will escape the full fledge madness of doomed humanity and will not have any bruises inflected upon their heads but will not be taken away to a safe place until the conclusion of disaster is finished for each head must fend for its narrow-minded self during the duration of redemption.

Therefore, do not look forward to tomorrow, as tomorrow may not even come your way, but satisfy your appetite in the present moment of the current day, for whom but the Everlasting knows what the next second will bring. These sayings the very last of the perfect lovelies give to you as they are sent down in purity so that you may walk in splendor on your marry way and to prepare you for that certain and sure moment when everyone will ask themselves. "Why are the front doors of hell open to receive me or why have those who professed the existence of an afterlife have so deliberately befooled me?"