The Lawn Mower and the Weed Eater

The mower and the weed eater both think they're right
Never understanding, always in a fight
They differ on who's the best
Never able to give it a rest
"A two cycle engine is so old school."
"Boats still use it, you rock eating fool."
"I can cut down everything I see."
"Your so dumb, you'd probably eat a tree."
"I do all the work around these places."
"But you can't fit in all the spaces."
"Who do you think cuts the lawn?"
"When your blades dull, you'll be gone."
"Your way to heavy to carry."
"And your speeds don't vary."
"Yes, but I'm a much better brand."
"I hope you get stuck in the sand."
"You know, you've got a big head?"
"At least I'm not pink, from faded red."
"I make the lawn look it's best."
"Why don't you just give it a rest?"
"Try and separate your oil from your gas can."
"Your just jealous, because I have a longer life span."