The Least Important Blog You Will Ever Read Ever.

I've been thinking that since I seem to naturally make lots of people unhappy that I'm just going to pretend that I'm trying to do so even though I'm really not. If you tend to get angry easily then you are probably boring and I never liked you anyway. If you are one of them just take this opportunity to leave. And now on to some random unnecessary observations...

I wish more Mexicans smelled like tacos (and least white people smelled like mayonnaise). Nothing against mayo, but its bad for your soul and your health and therefore I hate it.
The average American consumes two gallons of ice cream or frozen yogurt per day (not true). But seriously, if the average weight of a human in the United States is going up, does that mean the it is normal to be overweight since that is the average and that obese people may soon fall into the category of normal? Then everyone would soon be fat and thus endangering the planet with the possibility of sinking! (not true either).
I don't dance in public (or ever)
If herpes is so painful and preventable, then why do so many people have it? (I don't)
I'm wearing pants
I think that Kobe converted to baldism because he was ashamed of his nappy hair.
Ethiopians must really hate those with anorexia even though they seem to have a resemblance when it come to appearance (don't repeat that, its not nice).
I now regret writing the two previous sentences.
It is usually a bad idea to refer to everyone you don't know as "Sweetcheeks" although I do dare you to try it for at least one full day.
I am racist toward yellow cheese. I think I'm just over all the hype that it gets. I prefer mozzarella and parm (at the same time).
I still don't smoke.
Who in their right mind eats chicken feet? I see it at the market all the time and still I do not understand haw anyone can get past the disgusting sight enough to put it in their mouth. And no, I do not need to 'try it for myself" to know that it is absolutely disgusting. What if giant chickens decided to chop off your feet for their own culinary enjoyment? I know you wouldn't like it.

Thats all I know for now. Go away.