The Longest Word and the Longest Sentence and the Longest Subject Title on the Internet in the English Language Which Has to Be Restricted to Published Works Because Otherwise How Could it Be Documented Although it is Not Considered in Any Way..

The longest word and the longest sentence and the longest subject title on the Internet in the English language which has to be restricted to published works because otherwise how could it be documented although it is not considered in any way more important than say, graffiti or unpublished works or works from any other language, because it's just a matter of showing the readers references in case it may be of importance to them in some way which is not understood at this moment but time will tell and who knows what the future might bring so it's important to stay open to all the possibilities because it would be wonderful if any of this material were to provide a springboard for some

awesome research paper that might save the world or at the very least bring about world peace in which case all mankind will come to appreciate the level of commitment and fortitude it takes to continue with a train of thought without interruption and of course it's merely an expression of freedom of expression which so many hold dear and fight to preserve with the written word from the time of scratched hieroglyphs on cave walls, through quills dipped in blood to pencil, typewriters and keyboards so that the art of word smith myths have evolved but never been left behind because man must speak, must express his innermost self and we must uphold this life force in whatever ways mankind chooses because not to do so is too frightening to even contemplate although throughout the ages repression has often been attempted on our artists and free thinkers but there is no

stopping it because the very life force, nay the very essence of the soul will not be squished which may seem a funny word but why not it's fun to play with words and often they are quite interesting such as what the heck would we do without the word happenstance it's just such a word that catches attention much more than say the word cat which does bring up images but who cares because actually the longest word according to wikipedia which is the fourth largest website in the world people, in the world we say, is

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis which is a 45 letter word and from the looks of it has some kind of microscopic silica within ultra volcanos which has to be bad, or volcanic pneumoniaosis or something like that which I think is kind of cheating because how can anyone else compete with a stupid medical term for longest word but anyway next comes the longest sentence which this author will not attempt because there is a rumor of a sentence without a word count yet but it's supposedly a Czech novel by Bohumil Hrabal that is one entire sentence and we did state the English language as a parameter but even so, it is something to shoot for just not at this particular time so then the next consideration is a Polish Novel, The Gates of Paradise published in 1960

with a sentence of 40,000 words so as we can see these two authors at least according to rumor which is hopefully being confirmed as you read this but they still far out weigh the English language record of Jonathan Coe's, The Rotters Club, published in 2001 which contains a sentence with 13,955 words and yet how can the author complain as the word count at this time of this article, which by the way professes to be the longest word, longest sentence and longest subject title on Internet although this article is actually reporting on the longest sentence and not professing to write the longest sentence, still can not complain because at this point, the word count is 644 which isn't even in a close running to the above mentioned records so the author will have to

confess to reporting about the longest sentence which still might bring about world peace because really, why wouldn't it bring world peace because who is to say what will bring about world peace and at least if we can stay away from microscopic, ultra volcanic pneumonia then that should go a long way in promoting something although at this time the author doesn't know what it could be promoting but it's got to be good because that stuff sounds pretty bad and if the word is bad then the condition has got to be bad otherwise why would anyone name it with 45 letters and not say, 8 letters which I think is a sub-conscious way of letting anyone who reads it know

stay away from this stuff it's very bad and if 45 letters doesn't scare you off then maybe you deserve it because anyone with any sense would know that if it takes 45 letters to convey a message it's got to be a pretty bad message because look at the contrast of wow which is three letters and conveys just about the best message in the world unless you are a hedonist or something and groove on bad stuff and in that case the 45 letter word is yours to keep and the author suggests a tattoo someplace on the body such as the arm so that you can see it every time you feel sadistic or whatever and it will help you then get your groove thing along with the knoob which

is one of the latest words circulating Internet which the author kind of likes although so far it seems to be associated with negative things but still it's another one of those fun words that speaks volumes which is fun because of the contrast of a short word speak volumes much like a Chihuahua struttin' his stuff that scares a Great Dane or something like that which reminds me of a Great Dane the author knew named Tat that got scared off by a baby turkey but that's another story for another time because right now we are on contrasts and the author doesn't want to get off subject which might be argued has already happened but who wants to argue when we are talking about world peace and the word count is now at 1059 and by the way if anyone wants to emulate a long sentence like this it is recommended that you save the article every few minutes because if there

is a bump of any kind that is so prone to happen with the Internet and computers and so if the article was lost, so
would your world peace be lost and therefore counter-intuitive to the goal of writing the longest sentence for world peace which if Jonathan Coe's record is not taken into consideration since it was a book and this is the Internet, will now have to go past the word count of 1065 words and let the author warn you about using spell check with an article of this nature because it just doesn't work and actually screwed up some words and mis-spelled them of all the nerve to where the author forgot world peace for a few minutes so chuck out spell check and live with the fact that world peace could possibly be achieved just because of a wonderfully crafted sentence with words spelled as well as can be expected because what counts is the pouring of the soul into one of the longest sentences with a word count of 1248.

Sources:
Author's Own Absurdity
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/578756