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The Main Cause of Swine Flu Has Been Found

Culprits Held in Custody

Petalac
The 2009 outbreak of Influenza A virus subtype H1N1 is an epidemic of a new strain of influenza virus identified in April 2009, commonly referred to as "swine flu." It is thought to be a hybrid ("reassortment") of North American and European swine flu strains that has brought together genetic material originally found on Kermits middle finger.
An easily grown "seed strain" for vaccine production taken from Kermits middle finger, is now under study by the CDC, and vaccine is expected to be available in four to six months.
Police are still trying to contact a Miss Piggy for questioning. She is believed to be in Mexico on holiday.

In other news, Piglet was grinning to himself, thinking how lucky he was to have a best friend like Pooh, who could understand what he was going thru, with this awful Swine Flu epidemic happening.
Pooh however had other thoughts running through his mind... "If that pig sneezes, he's F%$#*! dead!!!"

I have been trying really hard, to ring the Swine Flu HotLine for more information,but sorry readers all I got was crackling.
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