The Merry Piper

Once upon a time there was a merry piper. You may be wondering: "what is a merry piper?" A merry piper is someone who happily smokes magical herbs like sage, coriander and paprika. But the subject of this humorous essay is a very particular piper. One day the merry piper accidentally got his pipe stuck in a jar bath of creamy peanut butter. The peanut butter, like quicksand, absorbed the pipe instantly.

Needless to say was filled with a prolific feeling of anxiety. Quicksand is very dangerous, and the job that lay ahead overburdened him with sadness beyond his experience. When one is lacking their merry pipe it is very difficult to be merry and consume those afore mentioned herbal compounds. This is the story of a merry piper and his shillelagh. Without his shillelagh, also known as piper pipe, he went on for days in sadness. In time, he forgot about his pipe, and continued on his merry way.

Back to the colony he went, surrounded in happy merry people. In Maryland, people share everything very generously, because everyone is so merry, there isn't any reason to not be merry! A darkness grew inside his merry heart. One day he went to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and there was no berry jerry jam left! He shouted and screamed at the top of his lungs, and remembered the days of he and his merry pipe. The townspeople all gathered round and used jelly from the neighbors to make made peanut butter and jelly sandwiches from his peanut butter. Low and behold, his pipe was there, like brand new with a freshly packed bowl of peanut butter. They all smoked the peanut butter and laughed and laughed, and continued on their maybe-way.By the way, this merry piper's name was Needless to say.Merry Christmas and merry new year and marry young and very often.