THE MEXICANS ARE TAKING OVER the COUNTRY!
AND THERE is NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!
Chris: Hola! Como estas chunti?
Poncho: Um... I can speak English you know.
Chris: You can? Really?
Poncho: Yeah, for reals.
Chris: I don't think you need that 's' at the end of real.
Poncho: It was a z
Chris: Realz? Now that makes even less sense. I guess you really can't speak English.
Poncho: Never mind. So whats yo beef wit illegals?
Chris: You talk like a monkey. You even spell like one. Are you a monkey?
Poncho: Yes, a monkey frog.
Chris: So they do exist! I thought I made that up. That is so cool. I wish I was a monkey frog.
Poncho: It was a joke. I'm no monkey frog. I'm a Mexican.
Chris: Are you proud to be one?
Poncho: Are you?
Chris: I asked you first.
Poncho: Yes, very much so. It fells good to be brown.
Chris: You really have some spelling issues. If you're so proud of your country, then why don't you go back?
Poncho: Its time for a change. I love it in America. Its a great place to live at.
Chris: I guess that is an acceptable answer. At least you admit it.
Poncho: What about you? Are you proud of your Mexicaness?
Chris: Well. I was born here, so technically I'm American.
Poncho: But your great grandmother was born in Mexico. If she didn't decide to get out and move to America, then you would be a Mexican.
Chris: First of all, if my great grandma never moved here then I wouldn't exist at all. And be the way, she became a citizen and did things the right way.
Poncho: But she couldn't speak English. Chunti!
Chris: I know I have Mexican blood (delicious) but what defines an American other than birth in the country. Is it the natives? Because I have some of that too.
Poncho: Your dad is a full blooded Mexican. He even looks like one. Face it. You are MEXICAN. Claim it. Be proud. Support your people.
Chris: Parts of my ethnic background may be linked to the country of Mexico. But other parts can also be linked to the Native Americans. But I was born here. Therefore that is what I am. Go away now. You don't even exist.
Poncho: Adios. VIVA LA RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Shortly thereafter I had Poncho deported. But he still visits sometimes and shows up out of nowhere. Its kind of annoying but it helps in those rare situations when I need to use Spanish. Its not a language that I'm great at, but Poncho isn't exactly an English master. But still, the voice is quite useful.
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Kill Chris H! is an "actor"/"writer" from Covina, California. He enjoys "pizza" and is "often" seen at the nearest Shakey's "crying" while eating a huge "plate" of Mojos. As of "April" 2010 he decided to pro... View profile
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Post a Commenti just cant believe that there are still people that don't grow up and realize the example they are giving others!I find it really stupid for white people to judge, us Hispanics, like if were animals!Stop being #$%$ and try to understand us for once.Pinches estupidos, mamones!
ha if you dont have a job for three years and you lost it to a person who cant speek good english and is illegal thats pretty sad!!even a person whos done time can get a job as soon as their out of prison!please thats called laziness thats why all you white people in america jus sit around and expect to boss everyone around like youll run big shit go eat some of your discusting fast food and shut the hell up!
It's really sad when people hate someone because of their race.
-Grow up
It's all about politics. They send our jobs away to other countries, send money to them, bring them here and support them before they do there own country because they are from another country. This country is over populated with so many people of different races, so you never know what the exact race of the president or governor, etc. is like Obamah for instance is he really Muslim since he wants to send so much support to them. I hate politians and believe that we should eliminate it because it's all about power and control over people.
I dont know what to say anymore, they have taken all the jobs, Ive been out of work for 3 years now...mexicans are in everyjob....stores, restauraunts, construction, u name it, even wallmart and other stores.....Its sad I remember growing up surfing the beaches of Calif and never thinking about it till I had to work for a lliving, I never saw an illegal in the Marines when I was in or the Navy, I dont see them proud of their homes I see them sucking off the gov nipple and depleting resources for those who need it.....I see Americans suffering all over my friends, my wife my son, Im will do myself in before it gets much worse...I cant compete anymore...so much for serving my country so much for paying my taxes, so much for not being a criminal so much for "doing the right thing, I have no morals anymore and thats sad...
(continued) needs to go into the companies H.R. Dept. and confiscate all applications turned in, if they haven't been shredded already. You may see that someone who has a Spanish surname was chosen for the job over someone who did not. Just look around, next time you are at your local store... who is working? Also, look at the job internet boards.. notice how many companies are not only requesting, but requiring that applicants be BILINGUAL, and they make it clear that it is SPANISH that they want.
Warning: these comments are not for the faint of heart... Here's the problem: Unless you are Latino and of course, speak Spanish, you don't have much of a chance at landing a job, not even a "menial" one. They are taken.. and will be in the future, until some changes occur. I have experienced this first hand, in my futile attempts to search for work. In addition, if you have any formal education, you can just forget it all together. Companies do not want an educated, experienced employee to work for them... all they want is someone who speaks Spanish, in order to appeal and or cater to the majority of the population, (which is Latino, where I happen to live). Companies also want individuals who are not highly educated for the simple reason that they will not be able to demand as much in salary. Not so complicated. When did you ever remember having to press "1" just to hear instructions in English, in order to get some information from your banking institution??? Also, someone
I think the easiest way to let up on the influx of illegal immigrants rushing to America for jobs is to just move a handful of factories to Mexico. It might improve their economy. And maybe have our troops go out their and exterminate all the gangs. drug dealers, and crooked cops and officials. If we send the illigals back to a broken country they are going to keep coming back. If we help fix it, they won't come back.
i agree with the fact that mexicans are cock roaches. and they are going to trash america just like they did mexico. and when they get done trashing america. the cockroaches will just immigrate to Canada. and trash it.
Mexican power , hahaha, First USA, and then the whole world