The Mind of a Troll

I like to start fights by being the first to attack,
Then do it again when planning another article hijack,

I have a mind of my own, and I know I make sense,
I love the attention that I get building suspense,

I post irrelevant garbage because I don't care,
I am in love with myself, and enjoy that love affair,

I feel all grown up when posting this way,
It is really me, not just an image I portray,

It is my right to do this according to many constitutions,
Though I will never make any real writing contributions,

My opinion is always right, and you are always wrong,
This is just my way of feeling like I belong,

Anything you write I won't be able to understand,
Besides, my opinion is the only one in high demand,

If you disgree with me, I will post an insult,
Remember, I am no child, but a pretending adult,

I am above everyone, and the master of my domain,
I only like myself, do I have to explain?

It is no wonder that I have don't have a single friend,
But I would much rather post replies to offend,

There is no better way to live than like a troll,
I just love playing in this lead theatrical role,

So in the end, posting senseless replies is what I need,
I am ready for another article so please continue to feed!