The Most Bizarre Craigslist Posts

Sure, Craigslist is a great place to find a rental house or sell your couch, or even post a personal message. But some of the ads on Craigslist are beyond bizarre. Here are some examples of the oddity that sometimes pops up on Craigslist.

Let's start off with "Iphone VS Girlfriend". This personal message is more of a thought process, detailing a girlfriend's jealousy of her boyfriend's iPhone, which she considers competition. Lucky for her, the iPhone is getting dirty from all that attention!

Next up is "I GOT SOMEONE'S DEAD GRANDMOTHER IN URN". As the title suggests, the poster has someone's dead grandmother in an urn. Unfortunately, it's not his dead grandmother, so he's selling it, along with the picture of the person who is now ashes. His disclaimer about selling dead people is priceless.

Onto pets... "I LOST PANCAKES :-(". Pancakes is the poster's centipede, and apparently they are really close friends. Unfortunately, Pancakes went for a swim during a float trip, and hasn't been seen since. If you find him, make sure to contact his owner immediately - he needs his daily gummy vitamin!

Now, "300 Stuffed Penguins Free to Good Home." Yes, she really has (rather, had) 300 stuffed penguins. And - she's not going to give them to you until she evaluates whether you would be a suitable owner. If you want one, say you want to put on a penguin play. She likes that. She'll probably even throw in all her 'penguin census' forms so that you can account for all of them by name.

Gross! "Taxidermied Hamsters for Sale!" Yes, this man bought a taxidermy kit and personally stuffed and preserved his son's hamsters (that were apparently killed due to lack of care). He has a good selling point - those stuffed hamsters won't make a mess, and you won't have to worry about your kid killing one!

Need a job? "Flawless Business Plan Seeking Teleportation Scientist" may be the job for you - if you have experience in teleportation technology. You have a whole company behind you, all you have to do is make the product that works so they can sell it and claim the rights to it! In return, you get some equity in the business. They're excited for you to be a part of their team if you fit their qualifications! Teleport right over there and you've got the job.

This is what happens when you drink and buy: "1500 live ladybugs, accidentally bought while drunk, feels bad." Yes, the poster bought 1500 live ladybugs on accident while intoxicated, and doesn't want to end the lives of 1500 little ladybugs.

For more wacky Craigslist postings, visit the "Best Of" section. The ads are voted on by readers, and the ads with the highest votes get on the list. Plenty of stuff to keep you laughing!