The Musician

He had just two lousy obsessions in his artistic existence. First, he believed firmly in what he said, 'East or the West, I am the best!' Second, he always wanted others to talk him moving around him and worshiping him like a...nope...like the Hero!

He learned the classical method of playing his Indian instrument through a plethora of gurus so that he could finally perform on stage. With only a few stage performances he ballooned into an ill-gotten pomposity thus creating a chain of ill-fated disciples and making quite a few ill-humored connections. Like you build your down lines!

He managed to capture several concerts outside India too through his connections that were desperate enough to help him have them in order to get rid of him permanently. Now, with his foreign trump cards he started manufacturing more hype for him.

When performing on stage he was totally focused on the audience rather than on his music. Of course, he wanted his audience to applaud him to hail him and never to thrash him all through his musical act. When he observed that his accompanying artist had earned a few claps the noble artiste never failed to give him/her a penetrating look saying, 'Hey you! It's my solo right? Better mind you own business!'

True and sincere to his nature he was always chivalry incarnated when seeing ladies or more specifically foreign ladies around. His benevolent self never stopped him from announcing how great he was to the fairer beholders.

Once in an Indian small town concert he spotted an American lady in the auditorium lobby. Instantly in action he went up and accosted her warmly.

'Hello, Milady! Welcome to India and to my music!'

'Oh hi! You are performing tonight, right?'

'Yea, yea! Thanks a lot for coming! You see, only last month I performed in your great city!'

'Really? Was that good?'

'The response was damn good! But there was small mishap!' He looked listlessly around.

'Oh? What happened?'

'Well, I lost my brand new Mercedes Benz!' He announced with pride leaking all through his existence.

'Good heavens! How was that possible?'

'I don't know even now! That beautiful thing just vanished from the parking lot!'

'But you chauffeur should have been in the car, no?' The American lady looked puzzled.

He hardly knew what a 'chauffeur' meant. But he stuck on to his publicity guns.

'You see, I just bought the car and wanted to drive it around myself considering the fact that I am damn good at that. I parked it and devoted myself to my music. After music it was gone!'

'But of course, you claimed for insurance, right? Astounding, lost cars are always traced back quickly in the US. Very sorry to hear that.'

The great musician was getting a little worried anxious and irritated now. How he was supposed to know the car purchase procedures in the US! Expecting more salvos he frantically started looking for his next musical victim and luckily he found one.

'Thanks for your concern, Milady! But you must excuse me now! ...See you there!' He nearly leaped away.

The American lady shrugged off into an amused resignation and headed towards the auditorium entrance.

Meantime, the great musician was already half way into narrating another exotically concocted anecdote of his pristine existence.