The Night I Met Don Vito
Saturday, June 17, 2006
One night I was in Chelsea at Porky's for an open bar. I win them every week because I'm Search. Don Vito of Viva La Bam was there. He was not as fat as he used to be. The staff made him sign a contract that said he wouldn't sue if he died. They brought him two waste paper baskets filled with Budweisers. He drank them all. I then saw him later at the bar, he had a lazy eye. I tried to speak to him in his language and said "#$)(*$9". He understood and I got in a picture with him. He is choking me in the picture.
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Jim Search is a freelance writer living in New York City by way of Binghamton,NY. His autobiographical accounts is where bad grammar and alcohol fueled events collide. View profile
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Post a CommentAnd I am scratching my head going Hmmmm! I get it. This guy is an artiste! It reminds me of the mafia performance artist who'll make you an offer you won't understand.