The Onion and Bialy Bagel
Oh, what a great topic
Oh, what can I say
If from that strict diet
I made her stray.
Oh, what can I say
If from that strict diet
I made her stray.
One stuck to the left
One stuck to the right
Those bagels to her thighs
Now her pants are too tight.
She toasted two up
And buttered them down
Debated on how many she could put away
Before her sister comes to town.
Away to the freezer
The last five, sealed real tight
Leaving only one out
Anticipating a craving tonight.
The cost of the bagels was nothing
The postage was more
To deliver a small Deli morsel
To my sisters door!
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3 Comments
Post a CommentI read the one Coral wrote to you too, S. (not sure if you want your first name used or not, so used the letter). Great job! Jan
This is too funny! Do I ever eat another bagel again? Ha! Ha!
I'm laughing SOOOOOOO hard here, Sis! You CRACK me up!