The Only Recipe You'll Ever Need
For Those Who Hate to Cook
Necessary ingredients:
One husband with a sense of humor, and a little creativity
Prepare as follows:
Week one - Char dinner each night
Week two -"Forget" one basic ingredient at each meal
Week three - Substitute complicated excuses for meals
Week four - Make reservations at favorite restaurants
Week five - Husband is now partially pickled and primed for basting
Sprinkle grocery lists along counter tops
Spread cookbooks open
Pinch lightly and whip only when necessary
Pepper liberally with spice
Add a dash of compliments, and a soupรงon of admiration
Stir in a smile and blend with a hug
Poke with a fork when done
Enjoy watching him cook
Published by Linda Galok
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2 Comments
Post a CommentWhat a great idea! Will it work on grown children, too?
that is a good way to get the hubby cooking!