The Other Side of Sanity
Flailing arms and cuckoo clocks.
Oprah Winfrey flavored socks.
Eating dirt from off the floor.
Who is knocking at my door?
Hiding from the tater tots.
Oh my God! The door won't lock.
Should I go or should I stay?
My time is growing near they say.
But how much could they really know?
They're just some slimy yellow toads.
Hours and hours out in this breeze.
I think my heart it will soon freeze.
Time it seems is standing still.
Maybe just the one more pill.
A stranger from the shadow crept.
My soul shrunk deep and mournfully wept.
The Dark One's come to claim his due.
I guess I'll have to kill him too.
Published by Rex Banner
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Post a CommentI had tater tots last night... this makes me nervous! :)
Wow! Sounds like a very bad trip. :)