The PC and the Cell Phone

The computer and the cell phone are at odds
There's a dispute between their mods
"I have the world wide web on me."
"I make important calls as you can see."
"People just prefer to surf the net."
"If I'm counting calls, more people I have met."
"I just hope when fishing he drops you in the lake."
"And I wish your keyboard was filled with birthday cake."
"You have no graphics card or any amount of RAM."
"Well, I can tell you this, I don't get SPAM."
"Your not even expensive to by in a store."
"And your unobtainable for the poor."
"I have a huge advanced motherboard."
"At least I don't need a cord."
"Unlike you I have a plasma screen."
"Why so low? That's just mean."