The Perfect Spring Break for Under Twenty Dollars

Spring Break has rolled around once more. All of your friends are going to Mexico, but you can't, because you decided to see that Jonas Brother's concert last week instead. Good news, you forlorn party animal! You don't need fountains of alcohol, tropical sun, warm, sandy beaches, or even loose women to have the time of your life! With a single twenty dollar bill, you can show up all your friends and make them feel like complete fools for wasting their money on the trip of a lifetime in Mexico.

Remember when you were young, and your parent's would buy a new refrigerator? More importantly: do you remember the fun you had playing in that empty box? Well, even if you don't, you can spend all of spring break finding out what you missed out on! Head to any local electronics store and, for less than twenty dollars, you can bribe a disgruntled employee to load an empty refrigerator box in your car. From there, the possibilities are endless! You can start your own secret club in the box, complete with a secret handshake that only you know. Hours and hours of fun can be had pretending your box is a spaceship, or that you're the captain of your very own pirate ship. Who needs alcohol when you have a box and some imagination! ( If you still need alcohol, the box is also a perfect place to drink alone. Be sure to cover all entrances though. You wouldn't want anyone stumbling into your fortress of solitude now would you?

If a box isn't your cup of tea, then maybe a genuine tea party is what you're looking for. Of course, with your friends all out of town, you'll either need to make some new acquaintances or reconnect with some old ones/ I'm talking, of course, about your collection of Beanie Babies. Don't deny that you have them. Everybody does, and you are no exception. For the cost of a few bags of tea, you and the stuffed animals you used to cherish can have hours and hours of meaningful discussions about why all your friends ditched you and think you're incredibly annoying. Need a shoulder to cry on? Feeling abandoned? Well than this is just the perfect way to spend your rough and rowdy spring break!

Finally, if you really want to show your friends up, there's really only one thing to do. Twenty dollars might not be enough to get you drunk off alcohol, but it's more than enough to buy three bottles of NyQuil. Unleash your inner party animal by chugging half a bottle and being in bed promptly by eight P.M! All your friends will be incredibly jealous of the awesome dreams you had while they were wasting their time doing body shots off of international supermodels.