The Prize Patrol is Coming to My House!

Sunshine Wilson
Next Saturday, I plan on staying home all day long. Why? Because I was notified that the Publisher's Clearing House Prize Patrol may be coming to my house! The patrol will be bringing a prize of ten million dollars! I certainly better be home waiting for them when they arrive.

Publisher's Clearing House states that I have an excellent chance of being the Prize Patrol winner because my initials match the initials of the winner of Publisher's Clearing House Prize Patrol's ten million dollar prize! And my town matches the name of the winner's town! How could I not be the winner!

I was notified by email, and not just once! I received over 25 emails in the last week telling me of this fabulous news! So it must be true! The emails were send to an email address that I use for receiving junk mail. Lucky for me that I opened these emails up!

The Prize Patrol is all set to come to the winner's home next Saturday. The patrol has even retrieved the directions to my house and printed them in their email notifications to me. So I know that they are all ready to come to my house!

The Prize Patrol will be bringing a news crew with tv cameras from a well-known national tv broadcasting company along with them. So I had better get all dressed up in my best clothes and have my make-up perfect so I look good on camera. Maybe I'll even get my hair done the day before.

And they say that, in addition to the ten million dollar prize, the Prize Patrol will also be bringing a dozen red roses from a local florist. I had better have a vase ready for those flowers!

And I had better start rehearsing how I will act when they ring my doorbell. Should I scream and shout and start jumping up and down in excitement? Should I make the famous statement, "I didn't think anyone ever wins these things " while I am running around the house acting like a crazy person? Of course, this is what they probably want so that it will be more enjoyable to the tv viewer. After all, it will be shown on tv. (Of course, my dog will be running around barking her head off during this whole event and I wonder if they will be ready for that!)

So don't forget to watch me on the news next Saturday when the Publisher's Clearing House Prize Patrol arrives at my house with my ten million dollars.

And the Earth is flat and the Moon is made of green cheese!

Published by Sunshine Wilson

Sunshine is a freelance writer, a certified professional dog trainer and an electrical engineering consultant.  View profile

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  • frances5/27/2012

    ONE QUESTION. HAVE ANY OF YOU BEEN TOLD THAT THE INITIALS OF THE WINNER IS YOURS?

  • frances5/27/2012

    I GUESS I COULD SAY ALL THAT HAVE COMMENTED BEFORE ME. MY INITIALS ARE FN. I RECIEVED TELLING ME THAT FN. IS ALSO IN MY AREA CODE. I H AVE ANSWERED ALL THE MAIL I HAVE RECIEVED. I'VE MADE SOME PURCHESES, EVEN IF YOU DO.,IT DOESN'T MAKE YOUR CHANCES ANY BETTER!!!!!!!SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE WILL SEE. YES , I HAVE GRANDCHILDREN THAT I WOULD LOVE-LOVE TO HELP. THES ARE THE CHILDREN OF MY SON I LOST OVER 20 YEARS AGO AT THE AGE OF 39. THEY WERE 10 AND 13. AND THE BEST AND HARD WORKING BOYS ANYONE COULD ASK FOR.SO IF I DON,T WIN. GOD HAS BLESS ME IN THIS WAY.GOOD LUCK EVERYONE.

  • Lodie Quezada4/14/2012

    I am waiting on them too.

  • Burie12/15/2011

    WHATEVER COMMENTS I CAN DREAM UP WILL NOT PUT ME ANY CLOSER TO BEING A WINNERNOR REPLACE ALL THE TIME I SPENT LOOKING AT COMMODITIES, PURCHASES MADE OVER 38 YEARS, COST OF STAMPS, SHIPPING CHARGES AND BRAIN OVERLOAD FOR ALL THE WISHFUL THINKING SEEING THE PCH TEAM RUNNING TOWARD MY DOOR.
    TIME IS RUNNING SHORT FOR FURTHER PARTICIPATION AND FOR THE LAW OF AVERAGES TO TAKE OVER. MUST GIVE YOU CREDIT FOR AN EXCELLENT SALES PLAN TO TRY AND SATISFY MANY, MANY PEOPLE WITH A LIMIT NUMBER OF PRIZES.
    MY NAME: B.W.CLEMENTS; ADDRESS: 2510 BREEZY LANE, 32405

  • Sue Putnam5/19/2011

    entered inpublishers clearing house 1-11-11 also ordered many items.Haven't heard anything about the items we ordered or any responce on the entry that I sent in .What is going on PCH?

  • PATRICIA12/28/2010

    I THINK WE ALL FEEL THE SAME WE ALL WANT TO WIN FOR ONE ERASON OR ANOTHER.WE ALL GET THE SAME E-MAILS AND WE ALL THINK WE ARE THE ONE BUT HOW DO THAY STAY IN BUSSNESS BY PRAYING ON OUR HOPES AND DREAMS AND I WILL KEEP TRYING

  • heather schaeffer12/7/2010

    i read the same things for awhile and didn't happenend for me. so i gave up the hope and faith that it is not going to happened.i think that it would be great if it did for you.

  • old woman10/30/2010

    I relly need it to pay bills and help a lot of people, if I win I will share

  • Feb 25th, 20102/14/2010

    OK, this is my turn to win the 10 million! I sure could use it too, since I am a disabled vet going on his 3rd divorce and soon to be kicked to the curb! Yep, the 10 million will go along way for me and I can shower my family with some love too! Maybe help out some of my fellow Vets and the local animal shelter! Someone has to win and I have decided it is my turn. Finally I can live some place warmer and closer to family and friends from my young days! So let it be written, so let it be done, and so it shall be! Thank you Lord!

  • J. Daniel10/12/2009

    I really hope they are coming to Bethany, Oklahoma! They really need to stop by with $10 Million, I really need the help, especially right now!

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