The Problem is Me

Sexism isn't the problem

The problem is me

The problem is me though I'm cool as can be

Fulfillment isn't the problem

The problem is me

The problem is me though I'm cool as can be

Separation isn't the problem

The problem is me

The problem is me though I'm cool as can be

I wanna pop out babies and walk on the beach

I wanna drink beer and never marry

Be lazy and stupid and free

I'm not the problem but I can't help but believe

The problem is me though I'm cool as can be

Location isn't the problem

The problem is me

The problem is me though I'm cool as can be

Education is the key

To setting me free

But I want to be lazy and stupid and free

I'm not the problem but I can't help but see

The problem is me though I'm cool as can be

Love ain't the problem

That much I see

The problem is me though I'm cool as can be

I can't be alone though I like privacy

I can't be smart beyond a degree

I want to be lazy and stupid and free

The problem is me though I'm cool as can be

Health ain't the problem

So far as I see

The problem is me though I'm cool as can be

Sex ain't the problem

The problem is me

The problem is me though I'm cool as can be

Money is the problem

To some degree

You can't have money and stupidity

I'm not the problem but I can't help you see

The problem is me though I'm cool as can be

Stop right there

Bring your liquor to me

Fill my liver with your insanity

Make me drunk and stupid and free

The problem is me

The problem is me though I'm cool as can be

I'm not in pain

So save your pity

Numbness is enough for me

Despite the lack of reality

The problem is me.