The Quest for God
Just Something to Make You Laugh
Why do we have wisdom teeth when they are usually pulled because of their inability to come all the way in or they make our other teeth crooked because of lack of room?
When our wisdom teeth are pulled do we no longer have wisdom?
Why does it rain on Halloween night when we all want to go trick or treating?
Why when you are late for an important event is there no parking places available?
Why are women only beautiful when they are young and men get more handsome as they age?
Why does a ghost make the sound of footsteps - can't they float?
Why do some people believe there is heaven, but don't think that the spirit has the ability to return to our time and space?
Why are we the only creature on this planet that has the ability to think, speak, and build?
Why does our domestic dog eat dry dog food instead of meat? Better yet why does the Vet think it is better for him to eat that kind of dog food?
Why do we call a Dachshund a wiener dog?
How come Diaper spelled backwards is Repaid?
Why do people hunt for Ghosts, if they are afraid of them?
Why do some people who don't believe in Heaven and Hell believe in Spirits and Ghosts?
Why does our hair go gray when we get older and if we dye it then it falls out? Is there no end to the embarrassment of getting old?
Why does everyone say my dog only has a 3 second memory when he sits at the window at exactly 4:00 every night just before my husband drives up? He must remember that the man is coming home don't you think?
Why does my dog act funny if he has an accident in the floor while the other 4 of them seem to laugh at him and sit around wagging their tails like they know he is going to be in trouble? Again that 3 second memory thing.
Why does my coffee pot not have the last cup of coffee when I really need it and I have to make a whole new pot?
Why is the toothpaste lid not permanently attached to the tube by a string so it quits going down the drain?
Why can some people eat what ever they want and I just look at the piece of pie and gain 3 pounds?
Why do the jocks from high school have baldheads at the reunion? But they still think they are jocks. (hehehe)
Why do those girls from high school who thought they were so cute still think so 40 years later with gray hair and big waist lines? Oh and don't forget the 3 inches of makeup.
True question is why don't they ever grow up?
Published by CJMathis
CJ is an avid traveler who enjoys sharing her travel experiences, tips, and fun with her readers. Living in Central Oregon on a small ranch with her husband, 3 horses, 6 dogs, daughter and grand-daughter, s... View profile
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22 Comments
Post a CommentSome great questions. Diaper ... repaid ... who would have thought. ;)
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;o) This is so funny.
Very funny! Thanks!
I loved this and I love the questions many I have thought about too. I liked the part about the 3 second memory of dogs and yet they know when you are coming home. Great article.
Very fun and great picture.
Fun questions!
I love this! I wonder the same thing about the pie - I'm someone that can just look at food and gain three pounds as well. :-)
Very interesting questions and article :) Sheri
Ha Ha Ha, this was great!