The Real Jagermeister Bomb

I remember one time I was having a house party with a couple of friends from work. My parties are known to be crazy. One of my friends even brings his video camera to film it because nobody knows what will happen. They are good ice breakers and esp. fun to talk about the next couple days at work.

I am a moderate drinker. I can hang with some heavyweights but not that often. My favorite mix drink is mamosas. It's champagne and orange juice. My favorite liquor straight is Absolute vodka. Favorite beer is Coronas. But this night we were drinking Jägermeister shots. Jägermeister is cool. It goes down smooth and creeps up on you so before you know it, you are drunk.

We played a game where if you took a shot, everybody has to take a shot. We would chug it then go back to socializing. My girlfriend and her friend kept downing shots. I ended up playing catch up all night. Before I knew it, I had taken like 9 shots. They would sneak in the kitchen, take a shot, and then run out and say, "Catch up." I would down my shots and take one more so I was ahead.

So around the end of the night, I started to hiccup badly. Anybody who has been about to throw up knows about the hiccups. My girlfriend told me that I need to stay near the bathroom because I looked sick. I told her I was okay and not to worry. I could keep it down and she looked sick too. So she started throwing up. I went to the bathroom to check on her. As soon as I saw her, I started throwing up. We were actually both heaved over the same toilet taking turns throwing up. I guess the couple that throws up together, stays together.

The day after, my head pounded so bad. I had the worst hang over ever. My whole body felt sore and my stomach was cramping bad. I knew that I would never get that drunk again. The funny thing is the next time I was partying, somebody offered me a Jägermeister shot. I almost threw up.