The Real Story of St. Patricks Day: A Limerick Poem

No Leprechauns, Rainbows, or Pot of Gold

Jason Cooley
There was a happy culture called the Celts,

That the Brit bastards wanted to wipe out,

They hated their traditions,

So they sent in the Missions,

And that's how St. Patrick's Day came about.

Published by Jason Cooley

I can't write this in the third person... I just can't. To do so would make me feel like a douche big enough to accommodate Madonna. My articles are a change of pace from what you can expect anywhere else. M...  View profile

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